Robert Allen and His Henchmen Disgust Me
Round 1: A while ago (maybe a year or more) I made the mistake of attending a real estate workshop put on by Robert Allen’s minions. The main presenter was pumped up by lesser disciples and then proceeded to bully the weaker members of the audience into buying into the delusion that they had to act immediately and pay a bunch of money to sign up for some other workshop or risk forever missing the once in a lifetime opportunity to gain access to shady loan sources and pre-foreclosure listings in addition to secret lessons on how to harass desperate homeowners about to be foreclosed on!!!
Round 2: I was then slammed with a horrific amount of junk mail and really misleading phone messages. Messages included such statements as, “Hi, this is so-and-so from the workshop…I guess you’re really not serious enough to invest in yourself…time’s running out, there’s only 1 slot left…” and so on. Ironically, the deal never did seem to go away because the calls only stopped when I moved and changed numbers.
Round 3: They did manage to get my current address and have sent me this spam gem pictured above. This was delivered in a blank envelope with my address hand-written and with no return address. Obviously made to look like a newspaper clipping and personal note reading, “Bryan, You’ve got to see this!” from a mysterious person named “L”. I feel dirty just for having opened this. How can these jerks sleep at night?
Moral: DO NOT attend - don’t even sign up for - any seminars/workshops/mailing lists/contact in any way with any organization or person related to Robert Allen (whoever that is).
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